The Worst Witch Names Ever Conjured, Will You Recognize Yours?

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 23:57:46 +0000

The Worst Witch Names Ever Conjured: Will You Recognize Yours? If you’ve ever wandered through the magical mishaps of The Worst Witch series, you’ll know that its witches aren’t your typical Airencant yeasty bakers. Named—and named poorly—some of these witch names are so absurdly terrible, they’ve become legend. Whether they’re cringe-worthy or disturbingly unoriginal, each one carries a unique charm (or complete lack thereof) that makes them instantly recognizable… or unimaginable. ### Why Names Matter in The Worst Witch Universe In Emily Rosey’s wizardly world, a witch’s name isn’t just a label—it’s a reflection of her identity, traits, or destiny. A poorly conjured name can undermine years of character development, become a recurring joke, or even accidentally inspire ridicule. Over the book series, readers have encountered names ranging from painfully on-the-nose("/blessed") to creatively disasters—witches named names like Mortilla Clapstick, Trot Sunfu, or Brenda Bumblefuss. These names stick in your memory not because they’re magical, but because they’re ridiculous.